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Today was turning out to very boring for Arthur.  Even with his usually entertaining girlfriend ___________ over, this day was turning out to be boring.

Of course, perhaps if said girlfriend was paying more attention to him rather than… whatever the hell she was looking at on her laptop, that might help things a little bit.

"Remind me why I invited you over again?" He asked, annoyed.

"You tell me." Was your oh-so-concerned reply.

An anime vein popped on Arthur's head and he growled. "Gee, I don't know. Maybe I just wanted to spend time with my girlfriend. You know, without her laptop?"

You groaned and rolled your eyes, which didn't leave the computer screen. "Look, I promise I'll give you my full attention in just a few minutes, okay? I just wanna finish reading this comic."

"You're ignoring me to read a webcomic?"

"Hey, you've ignored me to read books. In fact, why don't you go read one now?"

Arthur was not having this, not in his own home. You were going to give him your full attention, and you were going to give it to him now.

Since you were so distracted with what was on the screen in front of you, you made absolutely no notice when he snuck up behind you. You were unaware of the scheming glare he was burning into the back of your head. And you completely missed his hands slowly making their way to your head until…

He was scratching it.

Instantly, you leaned back into the touch, with a half-hearted frown on your face. "Arthur~", you whined "Ahhhhh……stop! That's not fair!"

Yes, in the course of your dating, Arthur had learned that the top of your head was a weak spot for you.  Scratching your head was how Arthur got pretty much everything he wanted. It was how he won fights, got you to forgive him after said fights, sometimes he even used it to get you in the mood.

Right now, though, he just wanted you to pay attention to him, not your comic.

"Life's not fair love," He said smugly as his other hand went to scratch your back, another weak spot for you.  Just like a dog… he thought.

"Mmm... Arthuuuur, please!" You whined, hunching your back. "I just want to read…"  

"No, this is our time together. Now, close the laptop…"

You whined again and did what he said. Arthur stopped scratching your head and your back and the flustered look left your face, quickly replaced with a scowl.

"What?!" He asked, annoyed that you weren't being as submissive as he'd hoped.

"If you value your life, you will continue scratching me." You told him in a dead serious tone.

The blood drained from Arthur's face as he now obeyed your orders.

Slowly approaching Arthur's house now was Alfred. He too, had become bored, and was hoping he could hang out with Arthur and… I don't know, beat him at video games or something? Anything was better than just doing nothing.

He raised a hand to knock the door, but a groan stopped him.

"Ah~! Arthur, yes! Right there!"

"D-don't be so loud, git!"

"I can't help it; it feels amazing!"

Alfred stood frozen in place for second, before lowering his hand and walking away.

Maybe Matthew was free.
:iconotlplz: Please forgive me for this garbage. I desperately needed to write something stupid and crackish to get rid of my sad feels.
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:icondatonefriend1700:
Datonefriend1700 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
OH MY GOSH THIS MADE MY FALL OF MY BED.

(hope my mom didn't notice)
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hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner May 28, 2015
XD poor Alfie~
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:iconxmadirainx:
xmadirainx Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015
I'm seriously crying, this is too much XDDDD
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Glad you liked it!
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:icon0-dolunay-0:
0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I DIED.

:XD:
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Don't die; it's bad for your health. :|
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:icon0-dolunay-0:
0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
But it's so funny :XD: 
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:iconflightkittyartist:
FlightKittyArtist Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Student Artist
Alfred: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE-ITY-NOPE. I died.
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Noped out of there real quick
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:iconflightkittyartist:
FlightKittyArtist Featured By Owner Edited Jan 24, 2015  Student Artist
Yeah! I... wouldn't walk in if I heard that. Well, that would be me in there, but still...

(PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶:̶ ̶W̶h̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶t̶e̶a̶d̶?̶~̶  I mean- nope, I'm just gonna leave.)
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:iconrosemayliegottschalk:
RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lol
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:iconikrplz:
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:iconmisscupcake134:
MissCupcake134 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe Matthew was free. Hahaha that killed me!! :D
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BloodPaw86 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Alfred...
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:iconkittyphin:
kittyphin Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD ALFRED
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:iconxximmortaltechxx:
XxImmortalTechxX Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh my GOOOOOOOOD
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I read that in a Joseph Joestar voice
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Alfie, you think dirty thoughts... but so do I...
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
same
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:) :iconepichighfive1plz:
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The ending....
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!~

I can't laugh because I'm supposed to be asleep...
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Tsk tsk tsk
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:iconfangirlhetalia:
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know...
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:iconstella15988:
Stella15988 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Alfred thinks dirty Lol
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:iconkittygirl144:
Kittygirl144 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014
Ummmmmmm I. Feel. So. Awkward right now
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
's okay
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:iconkittygirl144:
Kittygirl144 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
yea…….Alfred has dirty thoughts………like me……..
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:iconpiplup245:
piplup245 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014
Lol Alfie~ Neko Emoji-37 (Yay) [V2] 
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:iconfemportugal:
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol. Wow Alfie.
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:iconmasky-and-hoody:
Masky-and-Hoody Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Jackie:CX America Ur dirty minded
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well can you blame him?
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:iconmasky-and-hoody:
Masky-and-Hoody Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Jackie:Aha i guess i cant even thou it sounded very wrong im swy Alfred! ;3;
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lullabyly Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Student General Artist
Aah ah omg america :iconimsodoneplz:
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sarahsmiles16 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Student Writer
lolz
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014   General Artist
(America) :pokerface:  :iconsnapeleavesplz:
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:iconsarahsmiles16:
sarahsmiles16 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Student Writer
lolz
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Just walk away
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erinkirland-mulby Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I will come with u and we can RUN away from what just happened
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xXOneHellOfAGamerXx Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It Was All Silent, Throughout The Halls Of The Great And Packed, Yet Quiet Library, All That could Be Heard Was The Loud And Obnoxious Laughter Of A Teenage Girl Reading Fanfiction.

And That Girl, That Was Me?

The Fanfiction? Weak Spots - EnglandxReader
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm so slightly sorry
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aidlevice Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
I thought that last part was halarious
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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:iconaidlevice:
aidlevice Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Well it was
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Hetalia-Malta2123 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
When I laughed, I breathed in and sucked my gum up and choked on it.
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NyanCat001 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
My gosh, this comment!! XDD Are you okay!?! XDD
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:iconhetalia-malta2123:
Hetalia-Malta2123 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Phew... Now I am !!!! >.<
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh dear... glad you're okay though!
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:iconhetalia-malta2123:
Hetalia-Malta2123 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
me too! :3
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iHaruka Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lolololol could not stop laughing! !
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