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Two.Thirty.Five.a.m.

That is the ungodly time England was woken up by a phone call.  From the ringtone, "What makes you beautiful" (dawws), he knew it had to be ________.

"It's 2 in the sodding morning, _________. What the bloody hell do you want?!"

"Arthur, you need to get over here. Now."

The serious in her voice as well as what she said kind of… turned him on a little. And it showed in his response.

"W-what? Why?" He asked, a million dirty thoughts going through his head.

"Because… they have 'Once Upon a Time' on Netflix!"

England hung up the phone and practically flew to ________'s house. Sure getting laid would've been better, but Once Upon a Time? That was still pretty fucking great.  And watching it with her would make it 100x better.

"Wow, that was fast." ________ teased.

"Of course!"

"Well, I got the popcorn and the Tv's already on the show. Shall we?"

He smirked, locking arms with her and walking to the couch. While he did this in a playful manner, it made both of them blush. But they chose to ignore it as _________ selected the very first episode.

England had been a fan of Once Upon a Time from the very beginning, even if the writers weren't quite the experts with fairy tale creatures that he was. The differences were far and few in between enough that he could overlook them.

___________, however, only recently got into the show. England introduced it to her one time he visited her and she was hooked too. She totally didn't also have ulterior motives for liking it, like getting closer to England…

Ahem. Right.

The two were on the episodes having to do with Belle and Rumpelstiltskin. Even though he was a bad guy (sort of?), ________ had a soft spot from him in her heart. She found his cunning and quirky behavior charming.  In a way, it kind of reminded her of the Brit sitting next to her. Of course, England was way hotter…

She tried to shake the thought, but she wasn't completely able to do it. She wondered if he felt the same way; if he saw her as his Belle.

England was having trouble concentrating. Tinkerbell was chatting it up with Flying Mint
Bunny and they were being very loud. Fearing ________ would think he's crazy if she saw
him talking to the air. But when they got to the scene where Belle tried to break the curse with a kiss, they broke him.

"Awwwww! How cute!" Tinkerbell sighed

"You know something? Those two kind of remind of me of England and _________." Flying mint bunny chimed.

His face turned dark red.

"Hey, maybe if England and ________ kiss, his eyebrows will become less fuzzy!"

"YOU DAMN WANKERS! SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY, WILL YOU?"

As soon as the words left his mouth, he regretted it. He turned around to see _________, head slightly tilted and looking confused.

"Um… Arthur? Who are you talking to?"

"Well, um… you see…"

Suddenly, a light bulb clicked in ____________'s head. "Oh… is it your 'magical friends'?"

He blushed, looking away from her. "How do you know about that?"

"Alfred told me." She giggled while he only looked more embarrassed.

"Git."

"Hey, don't be like that!" She scooted closer to him. "If it makes you feel better, I believe you."

His eyes widened, and he found the courage to look at her again. "Really?"

"Yeah. Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't real. I mean, you can't see the air, can you?"

Oh God. He loved her so much right now.

"Now's your chance, England! Kiss her!"

He blushed furiously, and _______ smirked when she noticed.

"Oh my, are they telling you dirty things?"

"N-no. They're just saying stupid stuff."

"Like what?"

"Like how um… if we kissed, maybe it'd make my eyebrows less fuzzy."

__________ blushed at this too. But she refused to let on just how much she wanted to kiss him.

"Aww, but I like your eyebrows. They're cute."

Oh god, oh god. Was this really happening?  He mentally panicked.

"Thanks. Besides, it's not like we'd ever want to kiss."

"I never said that."

He stared at her in astonishment. She stared back at him, waiting for something to happen. When nothing did, she turned her attention back to the TV.

They both were quiet for the remainder of the time they watched the show.

~ Le time skip!!!!!!!!!!~

England nearly had a heart attack when he woke up the next morning. He somehow managed to fall asleep at __________'s house, on her couch, with her in his arms.

He composed himself enough to not harshly push her off him. As he relaxed more, he couldn't help admiring her.

The way her (hair length), (hair color) hair delicately covered some of her face.

The calm, peaceful look on her face.

Her soft, even breaths.

How close her lips were to his…

"I wouldn't say that." , she told him last night. What the hell did that mean?! Did she want him to kiss her?

He wasn't sure, but he knew right now that he really wanted to. So he took a deep breath and closed the small gap between them. He immediately pulled away when he felt the girl smirk and kiss him back.

"Awww, why'd you stop?" She whined.

"Y-you tricked me!" Was his lame retort.

She smirked. "You mad bro?"

He smirked back. "No, I guess not…"

"Good!" She replied before pulling him in for another kiss.

Oh, and don't worry fangirls. Iggy's eyebrows didn't change.
Look at me; getting all original with my titles and ish ;D

I recently got into this show and I could totally see England being a fan too. Can't you? This show really is on Netflix btw; that's kinda how I got into it. Enjoy the story!
Edit: Holy cow over a hundred faves? Why do you guys love this so much?! >.<
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:iconnevermoremist:
Nevermoremist Featured By Owner May 17, 2015
It keeps getting faved cuz its hilarious. Btw the ringtone immediately made me think of the first Princess Diaries lol.
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:icondinky0717:
Dinky0717 Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  New Deviant
THE EYEBROWS!!!!😆😍
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:iconpoisonazalea:
PoisonAzalea Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  Student Writer
Me: You mad bro?


DID I JUST SAY THAT?!?
WHY WOULD I SAY THAT?!

*reads last line*

Good! He's way hotter with his eyebrows
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BlackFirePhoenix01 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
Yay the eyebrows!
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:iconiloveleviackerman200:
Ok good iggys eyebrows CANNOT change ❤❤❤❤
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
No, they can't
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:iconirishcrunch:
irishcrunch Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
When I read the line-

'England hung up the phone and practically flew to ________'s house.'

All I could imagine was Arthur flying out his window, flying across the Atlantic Ocean and landing on my roof.

wut.
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I remember when I used to have an imagination.

*sighs wistfully*
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:icondownshiftplus:
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
1. I said, "You mad bro?" Dang, I was hardcore enough to say that.
And
2. Good. I like Iggy's eyebrows. They make him hawt-I MEAN GOOD-LOOKING
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I like his eyebrows too :3
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:iconfeliciavargas16:
FeliciaVargas16 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
ONCE UPON A TIME. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS ABOUT TO WATCH THAT?!?! O.o
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Foolish mortal. I know all.
It was just a coincidence I swear this made years ago you have no proof
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:iconfeliciavargas16:
FeliciaVargas16 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
THEN WHAT IS MY FAVORITE COLOR?

Haha, sweet. ^-^
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:iconscarletandlunarcool:
ScarletandLunaRcool Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your fanfics have made me laugh like I'm on crack.
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad to hear that! Um, I think?
Glad you enjoyed it and had a laugh. That sounds better.
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:iconscarletandlunarcool:
ScarletandLunaRcool Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It is XD If you want your fics to be funny.

But I wrote that at, like, 2 in the motning, so yeah
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:iconpiplup245:
piplup245 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
respect the eyebrows. respect.
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Always
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:iconfangirlhetalia:
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hallelujah!!!~
Awesome story, yet again!!!~
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Amen Hallelujah Peanut Butter
Thank you! Glad you liked it!
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:iconfangirlhetalia:
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Peanut Butter...XD
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Good! I was worried about Iggy's eyebrows!
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love his eyebrows
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So do I!
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:iconfangirlhetalia:
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
AWESHOME!!!!~
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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:iconfangirlhetalia:
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Anytime!!!~
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:iconhuskychan1:
huskychan1 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahh this is so cute and funny and great gahh I love Once Upon A Time
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:iconnightcoregirl101:
Nightcoregirl101 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014
Your icon is adorable~
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:iconhuskychan1:
huskychan1 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks!
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:iconnightcoregirl101:
Nightcoregirl101 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014
Your welcome
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! I like it too :)
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:iconblueispurple:
blueispurple Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Student General Artist
:icontrollface: so me right there "You mad bro" lolz
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
So mad
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:iconblueispurple:
blueispurple Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Student General Artist
You better be "they watch me trollin, they be hatin" ~Me!
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:iconjadethekidr9:
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014   General Artist
(Reader-Chan) :icontrollrollplz:
(Iggy) :iconenglandrageplz:
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
He mad
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:iconxxonehellofagamerxx:
xXOneHellOfAGamerXx Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
5 Has Been My Favourite Number Since I Found Hetalia On Netflix.

Only Because Of Iggy's 5 Layer Eyebrows.
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I don't have a favorite number :/
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:iconxxonehellofagamerxx:
xXOneHellOfAGamerXx Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That Is Sad...... Numbers Are Awesome, Y'know! (Far Away A Certain Prussian Yells: "Like Zhe Awesome Me!")

8 Is Also A Great Number :D
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:iconsarahsmiles16:
sarahsmiles16 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Student Writer
ok death the kid. lolz
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:iconflames-of-awesome:
Flames-of-awesome Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"You mad, bro?" I JUST TROLLED IGGY!!!! :icontrollfaceplz:
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yes you did
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:iconflames-of-awesome:
Flames-of-awesome Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
X3
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:iconamericanlover152:
americanlover152 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
your so cute with your stories
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Um... my stories aren't me, you know. I just write them. They might be cute, though.
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:iconamericanlover152:
americanlover152 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
yes i do know
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:iconnarutoxhinata749:
narutoxhinata749 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yay 5 layer eyebrows ftw
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
fiveever and ever
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:iconnarutoxhinata749:
narutoxhinata749 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yep
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