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"♪ Hey hey Daddy, could  I have some rum?

Hey hey Mummy, hey hey mummy

It doesn't matter what I do, I never forget

The taste of pudding we had long ago in my head!

Draw a circle, that's the earth.

Draw a circle, that's the earth

Draw a circle, that's the...♪ Hey!"  I whined, annoyed someone had pulled out my earphones.

"W-what are you listening to?!" demanded a familiar British voice. I smirked.

"Why, I'm listening to you, Artie." I responded coyly. 

His face turned bright red. He's so easy to rile up! I thought.

"W-well knock it off!"  he told me, clearly getting more flustered.


"Awww, but why?" I pouted.

"Because it's embarrassing! You of all people should know what it's like to have embarrassing stuff of you on YouTube."

Heheh... Why haven't I taken that stuff down? I shook my head.

 "T-that's different! You're actually really good!"

Cue England's face reaching tomato red coloring.

"Y-you really think so?"

"Yeah man! You could be on like, X-factor or Britain's got talent and noise! I don't know if you'd win, but it's worth a shot!"

England deadpanned, sitting next to me. "Gee thanks..."

"No problem!" I chirped, making a face like this :D

After that lighthearted banter was exchanged, I scanned England all over. He looked at me uncomfortably.

"Umm... What are you doing?"

I ignored his question in favor of asking my own. 

"Where's your tattoo?"

"Huh?!"

"You mention in the song you have a tattoo; some kind of guitar, I think. Where is it?"

England's face turned red once again.

"I've seen you with short sleeves on, so it's not your arms. Is it on your back? Your chest? Did you shave your head and get on your head like in that episode of King of The Hill?"

"D-don't be stupid!"

"... Is it a tramp stamp?"

With that, England rather abruptly stood up and stormed off. I'm not sure if that means I was right or wrong; though I have a hard time imagining him with a tattoo there.

In the end I decided "Fuck it" and just put my earphones back in.
Woot! I posted something today! I really wasn't expecting to get a story done...

I know this is none of the things I promised, but sometimes ideas just come to you and you gotta write them down. Think of this as a little tidbit to keep you guys happy while I work on things that'll take more time.

And I do hope it made you happy.

Front page again? :iconfacepalmplz:
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Betting its a tramp stamp.
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Same
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:)
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Flames-of-awesome Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
JAPAN!!! I HAVE A NEW MISSION AND I NEED YOUR HELP!!! *pulls out camera*
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madi-pie-llama64 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014
I was thinking it waso his .... um...... male part 
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*winces* that sounds... incredibly painful
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:iconerinkirland-mulby:
erinkirland-mulby Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
he probably has a piercing down there from his pirate days
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erinkirland-mulby Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
did I just say that??

I NEED TO GET MY MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
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MizNygma Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I've always imagined it on being horizontal on his hip, curving from his front to his arse. That could be why we don't see it when he's drunk and changes into that little pair of shorts and his 'waiter' outfit... :iconpervnosebleedplz: *shot*
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconfryplz:

...
I like this
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:iconmiznygma:
MizNygma Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! Ever since I found the translation of his Marukaite song, I've had that mental image in my head. Whoo, I would love to attempt to draw it one day! Unfortunately, I need to practice my male bodies first...
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kaikaitanner Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll bet 20 bucks that it's actually on his arse XD

Loved this~
{Because I totally don't walk around all day singing that, noooo, why would you think that?!}
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD who knows?

(and don't worry, I actually sang it in my dream just now)
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juneanightwind Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist
cnt remember where i heard it but i think its on his inner thigh far as i know
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kaikaitanner Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
Hold on let me check//shot

{That must have been one hell of an amazing dream xD}
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconohyouplz:

(Not really because it became a nightmare shortly after >.<)
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:iconkaikaitanner:
kaikaitanner Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
{oAo But at least it started out on a good note, right?}
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
(true,true)

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:iconcielphantomhivelove1:
Yep... Iggy probably does have a tramp stamp.... XDDDD
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I believe it XD
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:iconcielphantomhivelove1:
XDDD Every one should~ *A* Nee Iggy?~

England: Git....

XDDD
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Riverclan23 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student
*dies of laughter*
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
NO COME BACK D:
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Riverclan23 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student
OK :) Now to find that tattoo. *u*
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link2008 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I remember that episode of king of the hill xD laughed when u mentioned it! I enjoyed this story! :D
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I love KOTH, so yeah XD

Glad you liked it!
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TenshiNoAkasuna Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Ah, Artie is cute. :D
I like this kind of stories... ^^
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
he is!

thank you, glad you liked it
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TenshiNoAkasuna Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Don't mention it. :)
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nian101 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
...i know where it is!on his front hip!
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
But WHERE on his front hip? ;)
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nian101 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
like right around the hip bone i thing, close to his crotch *nosebleeds thinking about it*
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconnosebleedplz:
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nian101 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
eexactly XD
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YahoolYafool Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe this is cute...and aggravating, now i just wanna know where it is!

whatdya mean 'front page again? :iconfacepalmplz:'?! its should be FRONT PAGE AGAIN!? :iconsmilesplz: thanks you guys
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
A lot of people wanna know :iconseriousnodplz:

Because I feel like this is another story of mine unworthy of it. I just have much better stuff, you know?

Somebody's watching me? That deserved it. Glad it got it ;)
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YahoolYafool Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yes, its quite an interesting subject

well yeah, but still don't facepalm this just means if this isnt your best than think of what people will think about what IS your best

huh?
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Mmmhm. Wanna join our group?

I never thought about it that way! :D

That's the name of my HetaliaxReader story. It's like, my 2nd or 3rd most popular story.
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YahoolYafool Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i would love to join your group :D

see? there's always a bright side to these things :D

:iconenglandfacepalmplz: ive seriously gotta visit your page more often
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconwelcometotheherdplz:

There is!

Lol it's okay, I update a lot.
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YahoolYafool Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O.O oookkkkaaaaayyy

right? it always takes me forever to find it but :P hehehe

ive noticed XD but its cool, people love updates
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Heheh sorry ^^;

I KNOW!

Yeah, they do ;)
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shadowstown Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
now i need to know! were! IS IT!
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Join the club. We have jackets.
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shadowstown Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
cool! totally joining!
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YAY! :dummy:
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shadowstown Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontardplz:
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TheFemaleBTT Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
......
so, enlighten me, what is a tramp stamp? XD
~Tri
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It's those tattoos chicks get on their lower back, the ones you see when they're wearing low riders.
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TheFemaleBTT Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Ah, danke~
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