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"Hey, ______." your sister Jasmine called.

"Yeah?" you replied, playing with your iPod and only half playing attention.

"Do you have these balls on the bottom of your feet?"

At the word "balls", your sister momentarily gained your full attention. 

"What?!" you asked incredulously.

"These balls, on the bottom of your feet." she said, lifting her foot up to show you.

"I don't wanna look at your balls!" you yelled.  

Jasmine sighed."Why do you always have to make stuff so dirty?! You're just like Francis!"

You blushed at the mention of the Frenchman. "It's Françis," you corrected. "And no I'm not!"

"Girl, yes you are! You're always acting like such a chester molester; hitting on me and stuff! You two would be a perfect couple!"

Okay, you did do that. But that was just to make your sister uncomfortable! You weren't really freaky like that or anything. Besides, girls your age talk crazy like that all the time! Big deal.

"You know it's true." Your other sister, Lexxie, chimed in. 

"I-is not!" was your eloquent rebuttal. Your sisters always teased you like this when you had a crush. It really annoyed you.

"Ewwww, I bet he has AIDS from all the girls he's slept with." Jasmine said.

"No he doesn't!"

"See? Why are you defending him?" Lexxie pointed out. "And how would you know?"

"I... I guess I don't. But AIDS is no laughing matter!"

"Awww listen to her, defending her boyfriend!" Jasmine cooed.

"SHUT UP! He's not my boyfriend!"

"But you want him to be!"

"I do not!!!"

"Oh, my beautiful little flower, you are breaking my 'art!" A dramatic French accented voice said from seemingly nowhere (it was later revealed he was just outside your house, watching and listening like a creeper).

Shit. You were busted now.

"F-Françis, not now..." you pleaded, letting him in the house.

"Yes, now! You promised me you would tell them we're dating, and you still 'aven't yet! Are you ashamed of me?"

"Right now, very!!"

Both your sisters were now rolling on the floor, laughing their asses off.

"I knew it!" Lexxie said between her laughs.

"Alright, fine! We're dating! Happy now?"

They were, but it took a few minutes of laughing for them to calm down enough to tell you.

"Hey, Francis..." Lexxie asked.


"Does my sister know for certain you don't have AIDS?"

You fainted on the spot, never to find out his answer.
I'm entering this into EllenNyan's funniest Hetalia Reader insert contest!

Idk... Just something I made because I'm extremely pervy at times -.- sorry if it sucks.
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Jazzy-Jazzy-Woo-Woo Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
" "Hey, Jasmine" your sister Jasmine called. "


Well my parents were obviously high when they named my sister XD
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What's wrong with the name Jasmine?
Jazzy-Jazzy-Woo-Woo Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
nothing it's just my name's Jasmine
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh. Durr.

Yeah that makes sense
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh. Durr.

Yeah that makes sense
torlee10 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014
Is wrong to want to kill Reader-Chana sisters?
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Um... *Hides actual sisters behind her back*
torlee10 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
...nOt your sister... sorry ;3
PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I have two friends who are perverts, as well as I... and well... we sort of have our female BTT... One of them is Female France, and she does this. I am the awesome female Prussia... im just your average perv. But Alli the girl version of France has watched most of the people like France has. So awesome. hehehehe
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
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