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"Hey, ______." your sister Jasmine called.

"Yeah?" you replied, playing with your iPod and only half playing attention.

"Do you have these balls on the bottom of your feet?"

At the word "balls", your sister momentarily gained your full attention. 

"What?!" you asked incredulously.

"These balls, on the bottom of your feet." she said, lifting her foot up to show you.

"I don't wanna look at your balls!" you yelled.  

Jasmine sighed."Why do you always have to make stuff so dirty?! You're just like Francis!"

You blushed at the mention of the Frenchman. "It's Françis," you corrected. "And no I'm not!"

"Girl, yes you are! You're always acting like such a chester molester; hitting on me and stuff! You two would be a perfect couple!"

Okay, you did do that. But that was just to make your sister uncomfortable! You weren't really freaky like that or anything. Besides, girls your age talk crazy like that all the time! Big deal.

"You know it's true." Your other sister, Lexxie, chimed in. 

"I-is not!" was your eloquent rebuttal. Your sisters always teased you like this when you had a crush. It really annoyed you.

"Ewwww, I bet he has AIDS from all the girls he's slept with." Jasmine said.

"No he doesn't!"

"See? Why are you defending him?" Lexxie pointed out. "And how would you know?"

"I... I guess I don't. But AIDS is no laughing matter!"

"Awww listen to her, defending her boyfriend!" Jasmine cooed.

"SHUT UP! He's not my boyfriend!"

"But you want him to be!"

"I do not!!!"

"Oh, my beautiful little flower, you are breaking my 'art!" A dramatic French accented voice said from seemingly nowhere (it was later revealed he was just outside your house, watching and listening like a creeper).

Shit. You were busted now.

"F-Françis, not now..." you pleaded, letting him in the house.

"Yes, now! You promised me you would tell them we're dating, and you still 'aven't yet! Are you ashamed of me?"

"Right now, very!!"

Both your sisters were now rolling on the floor, laughing their asses off.

"I knew it!" Lexxie said between her laughs.

"Alright, fine! We're dating! Happy now?"

They were, but it took a few minutes of laughing for them to calm down enough to tell you.

"Hey, Francis..." Lexxie asked.

"Ouis?" 

"Does my sister know for certain you don't have AIDS?"

You fainted on the spot, never to find out his answer.
I'm entering this into EllenNyan's funniest Hetalia Reader insert contest!

Idk... Just something I made because I'm extremely pervy at times -.- sorry if it sucks.
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:iconjazzy-jazzy-woo-woo:
Jazzy-Jazzy-Woo-Woo Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
" "Hey, Jasmine" your sister Jasmine called. "

Wat...



Well my parents were obviously high when they named my sister XD
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What's wrong with the name Jasmine?
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:iconjazzy-jazzy-woo-woo:
Jazzy-Jazzy-Woo-Woo Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
nothing it's just my name's Jasmine
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh. Durr.

Yeah that makes sense
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh. Durr.

Yeah that makes sense
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:icontorlee10:
torlee10 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014
Is wrong to want to kill Reader-Chana sisters?
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Um... *Hides actual sisters behind her back*
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:icontorlee10:
torlee10 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
...nOt your sister... sorry ;3
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PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I have two friends who are perverts, as well as I... and well... we sort of have our female BTT... One of them is Female France, and she does this. I am the awesome female Prussia... im just your average perv. But Alli the girl version of France has watched most of the people like France has. So awesome. hehehehe
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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:iconreverserecord:
ReverseRecord Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
I had to change my name while reading this.... That's awkward...
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
blame my parents
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:iconreverserecord:
ReverseRecord Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014
Lol
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's me... I try not to be perverted, but its a damn curse...
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Same
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:)
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:iconkokoro-js:
Kokoro-js Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
this story... LMFAO it's so me :D
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Me too
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:iconkokoro-js:
Kokoro-js Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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:iconwolfleopard3301:
wolfleopard3301 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm laughing at this....but this would totally be me.....I mean....it is me......kinda.....
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
same
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:iconwolfleopard3301:
wolfleopard3301 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah
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:iconblitzcat57:
BLITZCAT57 Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My sister's name is Jasmine!!!! O_O
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
... are you me?

... am I you?

... is this the twilight zone?
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:iconblitzcat57:
BLITZCAT57 Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i dont understand...
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:iconsilverthemystica:
SilverTheMystica Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HOW CAN YOU NOT GET THAT!?!?!
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:iconblitzcat57:
BLITZCAT57 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i have ADD...
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:iconsilverthemystica:
SilverTheMystica Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
SO DO I!!!!
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:iconblitzcat57:
BLITZCAT57 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You know what, this was a complete waste of our time, so sorry for bothering you.
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014   General Artist
This describes me perfectly XD HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING ME LIKE FRANCE?! :icondramaticdeanplz:
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
...
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:iconjadethekidr9:
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner May 4, 2014   General Artist
:iconminghideplz: I'm kinda scared now....
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:icondarkestdragonwings:
Darkestdragonwings Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014
Ohononon~
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:iconstormclawandtiger:
StormClawAndTiger Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
Dies of laughter
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
gdi back to jail for me
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:iconprussiachibitalia:
PrussiaChibitalia Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
Me and two of my friends are perverts ( that came out wrong ) you know what I mean anyway were in our own BTT and I'm France so I'm used to this
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Zazzyleey Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
france? omg xD *hugs you* u have good taste
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:iconprussiachibitalia:
PrussiaChibitalia Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
* hugs you back * I know I'm fabulous Francis (France) Sneaky [Hetalia Axis Power] 
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:iconzazzyleey:
Zazzyleey Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
france is my favourite caracter -w-
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:iconprussiachibitalia:
PrussiaChibitalia Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
My favorite is Hungary actually 
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:iconzazzyleey:
Zazzyleey Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
she hit france in the head with a frying pan once... ''god'' asked her to do it xD
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:iconprussiachibitalia:
PrussiaChibitalia Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
She's my favorite because she is a yaoi fangirl
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:iconzazzyleey:
Zazzyleey Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
...gawd.... does austria or ANYONE know bout that?? (i missed a few ep's since i cant watch the first season cause of reasons AND FUNANIMATIONS ARENT ALLOWED IN SWEDEN Q~Q)
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
tee hee... came out...

as you can see I'm a pervert too and therefore sympathize with your struggle
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PrussiaChibitalia Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
Thank you
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182bluekyokitty Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
dont aworry everyone has their france moments~ me and  my friends
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creepypastalover01 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Lol, XD doesn't everybody? :iconyayfranceplz:
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:icon182bluekyokitty:
182bluekyokitty Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013
yep they do but you gotta love'em
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creepypastalover01 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Even if they're like........ hmmmmmm let's see.... don't wanna say anyone specific...... *cough*me*coughcough* :iconpervychinaplz:
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182bluekyokitty Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013
dont worry i have them all them all the time. but i get story inspration form francy-pants
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