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"Hey, ______." your sister Jasmine called.

"Yeah?" you replied, playing with your iPod and only half playing attention.

"Do you have these balls on the bottom of your feet?"

At the word "balls", your sister momentarily gained your full attention. 

"What?!" you asked incredulously.

"These balls, on the bottom of your feet." she said, lifting her foot up to show you.

"I don't wanna look at your balls!" you yelled.  

Jasmine sighed."Why do you always have to make stuff so dirty?! You're just like Francis!"

You blushed at the mention of the Frenchman. "It's Françis," you corrected. "And no I'm not!"

"Girl, yes you are! You're always acting like such a chester molester; hitting on me and stuff! You two would be a perfect couple!"

Okay, you did do that. But that was just to make your sister uncomfortable! You weren't really freaky like that or anything. Besides, girls your age talk crazy like that all the time! Big deal.

"You know it's true." Your other sister, Lexxie, chimed in. 

"I-is not!" was your eloquent rebuttal. Your sisters always teased you like this when you had a crush. It really annoyed you.

"Ewwww, I bet he has AIDS from all the girls he's slept with." Jasmine said.

"No he doesn't!"

"See? Why are you defending him?" Lexxie pointed out. "And how would you know?"

"I... I guess I don't. But AIDS is no laughing matter!"

"Awww listen to her, defending her boyfriend!" Jasmine cooed.

"SHUT UP! He's not my boyfriend!"

"But you want him to be!"

"I do not!!!"

"Oh, my beautiful little flower, you are breaking my 'art!" A dramatic French accented voice said from seemingly nowhere (it was later revealed he was just outside your house, watching and listening like a creeper).

Shit. You were busted now.

"F-Françis, not now..." you pleaded, letting him in the house.

"Yes, now! You promised me you would tell them we're dating, and you still 'aven't yet! Are you ashamed of me?"

"Right now, very!!"

Both your sisters were now rolling on the floor, laughing their asses off.

"I knew it!" Lexxie said between her laughs.

"Alright, fine! We're dating! Happy now?"

They were, but it took a few minutes of laughing for them to calm down enough to tell you.

"Hey, Francis..." Lexxie asked.

"Ouis?" 

"Does my sister know for certain you don't have AIDS?"

You fainted on the spot, never to find out his answer.
I'm entering this into EllenNyan's funniest Hetalia Reader insert contest!

Idk... Just something I made because I'm extremely pervy at times -.- sorry if it sucks.
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Kokoro-js Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member Hobbyist Writer
this story... LMFAO it's so me :D
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wolfleopard3301 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm laughing at this....but this would totally be me.....I mean....it is me......kinda.....
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
same
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:iconwolfleopard3301:
wolfleopard3301 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah
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BLITZCAT57 Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My sister's name is Jasmine!!!! O_O
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
... are you me?

... am I you?

... is this the twilight zone?
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:iconblitzcat57:
BLITZCAT57 Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i dont understand...
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SilverTheMystica Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014   General Artist
HOW CAN YOU NOT GET THAT!?!?!
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:iconblitzcat57:
BLITZCAT57 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i have ADD...
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SilverTheMystica Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014   General Artist
SO DO I!!!!
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