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Tea.

You never cared much for it. It wasn’t your least favorite beverage, that spot belonged to the disgusting diet shakes your mother kept drinking and always begged you to try. Those were the worst by far!

That being said, tea still wasn’t that high on your list. You’d tried it before, and tried it again, but it just didn’t do anything for you.

No problem, you told yourself, Nobody says I have to drink it, right? And for a good portion of your life, that was true. No one would force you to drink if you didn’t want it, and most people didn’t really offer it to you anyway.

And then you made the error of falling for Arthur Kirkland.

Acquaintances for a long time before becoming friends, you started to pursue things once you realized you found yourself attracted to Brit. You didn’t think he suspected anything yet, which was fine. It gave you more time to – for lack of a better word – analyze him. See what he’s about. See if there would be any snags in a possible relationship.

You also didn’t feel like he totally trusted you yet. He always seemed the same to you; a polite, sophisticated gentleman. And while that was nice and all, you seriously doubted that was all there was to him. Or to anyone really. No one is polite and kind all the time.


But I digress. Another thing you noticed about him was his love of tea. You’d swear it was water to him. It was all you saw the man drink! While this wasn’t exactly something you’d agree about, you didn’t see it as causing a problem between the two of you.

And then he had to go and invite you for tea.

Now, you could’ve very easily said no. Avoided the whole situation and not had to have drank tea. But again, it wasn’t that big of a deal to you. You didn’t hate the stuff, and you liked Arthur. You figured there was nothing wrong with sucking it up just this once… and possibly future times if this happened again. Maybe in a more romantic setting.

He welcomed you with a bright smile, inviting you in, taking your coat, even pulling your seat out for you. Like a true gentleman… you swooned in your head before putting a grain of salt into the mix.

You gave him a strained but convincing smile as he poured you a cup, then poured himself a cup and sat down.

“I’m glad you could come today, ___________.”

Your smile became a little less phony. “Me too.”

He took a sip of his tea and a big ol’ smile formed on his face. Clearly he was very proud of his work. “I may not be the best cook, but at least I can do this right.” He said, letting out a nervous chuckle.

“Heh, really?” You said. He looked at you, obviously waiting for you to take a sip. You picked up your cup, trying to look as classy as possible, and took a sip.

This tea… actually wasn’t too bad. You were pleasantly surprised. Still it was tea…

“It’s good!” You told him. And you meant it. It was good as far as tea goes. You put your cup down.

“I’m glad to hear it!” he chirped, much happier than you expected him to be. It kind of gave you butterflies. You took another quick sip.

“Hey, Arthur…” You started

“Yes, love?”

Cue mental squeal. Cue coming back to reality. “Well, I’ve noticed you’re always drinking tea. Do you ever fancy something like… I don’t know, coffee?”

Arthur stopped dead in his tracks.

“Coffee? Coffee? What do you think I am, fucking French?! You'll probably ask me if I want a croissant in a minute, yeah?! Tea's all I want here, just tea.”

You stared at Arthur wide-eyed as could be, totally unprepared for such a response.


“I… I’m terribly sorry, ________.” He started, before he heard you giggling at him.


“Boy, I didn’t think you were always a gentleman, but I didn’t expect you to flip out over coffee!”


He blushed a bright red and looked down. “I’m sorry…” he repeated.

“Don’t be!” you assured him, “You don’t always have to be on your best behavior around me, you know.  In fact, I kind of like you better now.”

Still just as red, he looked up and made eye contact with you.

“Really?”

“Yep!”

He smiled, and with that you took another, longer sip of the tea.

For some reason, it tasted a lot better now.
If you know where Arthur's freak out is from, you are a billion times more awesome than Prussia.

So this is kind of pointless, and kind of a silly idea, but I heard this quote after playing the game again, and let me tell you

Me hearing that before Hetalia: O.o Okay then...

Me after Hetalia: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THAT'S HILARIOUS

I don't know if the French are particularly fond of coffee or not, I just wanted to use it because it's so much funnier to me now.

Despite the pointlessness and Arthur's bipolar tendencies, I must say this came out much better than I thought it would. Which is great; that doesn't happen to me often. It may not be great, but it's better than I expected.

So... I hope you like it!

Now to work on that lemon y'all voted for
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Student Writer
I like tea, green tea, English breakfast tea for dinner drink, black tea, but fruit tea takes it too far

Never tried coffee but my friend gave me these addictive coffee flavored Colombian toffee and it was really good, wonder if coffee is like it too?  
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I don't think toffee and coffee are similar :/
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Student Writer
True but my friend said it tasted just like normal coffee
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY!!!~
I...kinda...hate coffee....
AWESHOME STOREH!!!~
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I fucking hate coffee it's so gross

Thank you!
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THANK YOU!!!
AT LEAST SOMEONE SHARES THE SAME FEELINGS WITH ME ABOUT COFFEE!!!!
My entire family drinks it...except me...and I have a younger brother who's ten. He ADORES coffee...
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IndigoCode Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
I remember when I tried coffee. It was a cold, winter evening, thirty degrees, wind blowing north-north-east... Okay, I'll be blunt. It sucked.

I'm more fond of tea, much to my mother's surprise (She introduced it to me, yet, she expected me to hate it? I don't know anymore). That's why the dishwasher's overflowing with coffee cups.

I may not be the number one coffee enthusiast in the world--but for gosh sake, Arthur, calm the heck down. I don't want to pay for a new coffee table.

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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I've had black coffee and that pretty much ruined it for me. 

I don't care much for tea either, but I prefer it over coffee.

(And yeah that's what I thought too when I first came across that quote)
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yannahemralino Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Am I the only one who never tasted tea in their whole life? ._.
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GrellMichealis Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No, I haven't
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Pikachoochoochoo Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Professional General Artist
Does ice tea count?
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haleyboplucy Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You are not alone my dear. For I have never tasted tea either. Maybe one day but for now, I'm sticking to my hot chocolate!!!
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I find that very unlikely.

You do, at least, seem to be the only one here who hasn't though...
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MiraakTheDragonborn Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Student General Artist
My dad's overly-sweet tea:BLEH

Other tea's: :D

Coffee: :3

.....I like tea more. :P
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I like tea better too... though neither is my first choice of beverage.
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MiraakTheDragonborn Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Student General Artist
My first beverage choice:Eggnog owo
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
OH GOD EGGNOG DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HOW MUCH I LOVE EGGNOG
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MiraakTheDragonborn Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Student General Artist
Yaaaay a fellow eggnog fan! :D

...My dinner tastes weird....I keep going back and forth between it and the computer...
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jjgirl99 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I prefer tea.
Not very fond of coffee...



HORY-
Now I'll go fangirl.
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I don't like either really :shrug:
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jjgirl99 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*gasps* whaaaat?!
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:shrug: yeah. I think they're gross.
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jjgirl99 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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AndandElsiAndTeaAre Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love both tea and coffee!

That aside, this was a good read. I laughed hard at that part when Arthur flipped out on the reader. XD
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I don't really like either, but given the choice between the two... I'd choose tea.

IKR? It's not that serious, Artie XD
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AndandElsiAndTeaAre Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He should learn to relax even once in a while. ^___^
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DubstepCat Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the tea that's mixed with lemonade ;u;
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I've never heard of that, but it sounds good :)
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DubstepCat Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's tasteh ;u;
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Insane-Angel13 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
im an american, i love tea, and i LOVED this story
i practicly fliped off of my couch when Arthur heard the word "coffee"
brilliant love!
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thanks! And yeah, iggy's real serious about his tea
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startstatic97 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
Lol this was nice, and for once I (I mean as the Reader in the story) got to drink tea instead of coffee, hooray! c': I don't mind most of the coffee types, but I'm not fond of it really and would have tea over it anytime : D
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Do most stories have the reader preferring coffee? :? I was unaware of that.

Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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startstatic97 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
At least the ones I stumbled upon, yes ;d
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sarpndo Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
lol. Excellent and very funny.
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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sarpndo Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
You're welcome.
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Summer-Bunny Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
(( iconlolrussiaderp: I don't like coffee either :iconus-xdplz: tea taste so good with sugar!! :iconexcitedcanadaplz: I think I like stuff only because it's sweet orz...:iconiggysulkplz: Awesome story! :iconprussiaplz: ))
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I don't care for either one, personally.
But I'm glad you enjoyed the story!
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FlyingPastaKitty Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Damn, Never question the British about their tea! LOL XD Awesome story!
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
No, never do it. Never.

XD Glad you liked it!
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FlyingPastaKitty Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Like it? LIKE IT? I DIDN'T 'LIKE' IT, I LOVED IT! One does not simply like a story such as this! :icononedoesnotsimplyplz:
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karks1992 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
Haha this is great and funny. I adore tea though lol can't live without it :)
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha I don't care for tea... Maybe I haven't had the right type?
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karks1992 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
Not everyone does I drink ordinary tea my mum drinks green tea, orange tea raspberry tea blah lol and my sister is a coffee drinker.
Our dogs like the odd cup of tea too lol
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YahoolYafool Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ahahah, I love how bipolar you made Iggy XDD this was awesome :D I love tea, but coffe is so much more effective

IJ: I'll say

J: ^ he's a coffee addict, which kinda goes against his looks but eh :shrug:
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD I loved when this happened in that game. It was a glorius moment after watching Hetalia.

I don't care for either, but different strokes for different folks. :shrug:
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YahoolYafool Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha so I've heard, I have yet to get the game

IJ: fair enough

J: :icontrueplz: It was just ironic that I was reading that line just as her walked in with a cup of coffee
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh you don't have to get it. It's online, and free! You don't even have to sign up (for mission one, where the quote is from anyway) Do you know of the Gorillaz?

Hahaha irony!
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YahoolYafool Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
really? i did not know that haha and no I do not why?

haha :iconironyplz:
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