IrlFanReaderxEngland My stalker and me

You weren't sure how you got here.

Could it be one of the various wishes you made for this? The one on your birthday cake? The one on a shooting star? Or maybe it was the one you made in a wishing well.

You really couldn't care less at this point. Somehow, someway, you had made it into the Hetalia universe.

You pinched yourself jut to make sure you weren't dreaming. Not that you believed in that shit; you could recall plenty of times you got hurt in your dreams. It was just the only thing you could think to do.

It hurt.

You banged your head on a nearby tree just for some extra insurance. That really hurt. So you decided it was the real deal.

Now would probably be a good time to explain how you knew you were in the Hetalia universe and not just another anime. Without really noticing your presence , England and Japan walked right past you.

England walked right past you.

Your heart fluttered, jumped, did a backflip, and then raced.

What a lucky day this was turning out to be for you!

You jumped to your feet, following the two at a safe distance. The pair suddenly stopped, looking at a mountain.

"So that's Mt.Fuji? He's a big bugger." England stated.

"It is  big, but that's just a regular mountain."  Japan corrected.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute.  Why did this sound familiar? You searched the memory files in your brain, desperately trying to figure it out while the two continued talking… something about tengu's chair?

"He's waving to us. Hi!" England greeted, waving his hands.

OH BOY. Now you remembered this episode.  A creepy perverted smile that would scare France away made its way to your face as you continued to follow the pair to Japan's place.

What they didn't show the other not so fortunate viewers was that from that mountain to Japan's was quite a walk. You'd think he could have more than one home; he's the country after all! Sigh. Oh well. Exercise is always good; and the reward you had in mind would make it all worthwhile.

When you finally reached the destination, instead of following the two in the house –which would've been stupid anyway- you reduced yourself to getting a drink from Japan's well. You prayed your stomach would forgive you.

You snuck into the house, trying your hardest to be quiet…

"Hey Japan, some girl has been making a lot of noise for a while now."

SHIT! How could he have heard you? How did he know you were a girl?!...

Oh wait. He means that other little girl.
You sigh in relief before suddenly becoming very determined. If he's said that, you don't have much time…

You find Japan's bathroom, along with the huge ass tub he and his people all have at this point.  You need to act fast, but first you have to get rid of some unwanted company.

You walk into the bath area and sure enough, the kappa and little onion headed guy are there.

"Ah! A human has come to take a bath, huh?" the kappa says.

"We're so sorry; we'll leave right away!"

"Damn right you will!" You growl. "Gtfo now!"

Frightened by you, the pair makes a quick exit. With them gone, you take off your clothes at getting-undressed-for-gym-class-speed, and hide them in an area where they wouldn't be seen immediately.  You then remove your clothes and submerge yourself in the tub.

"Japan sure has been acting strange recently…"

YUS!

"I'm sure it's simply a cultural difference."

Oh boy, now that you'd come this far, you hoped it worked. You held your breath and dove underwater, mentally crossing your fingers.

Something you forgot about being underwater though… it's hard to remain there. You struggled and struggled but your head would not stay submitted! Crap, at this rate, he was going to…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"

You should've been freaking out too. But when you heard that scream, you looked up and saw England completely naked before you.

… Do I even need to say where your eyes went? Like, really?

Of course that only made England even more uncomfortable.

"S-stop staring!" He yelled, covering himself. "You know what?! I'm going home!"

England turned around, and while his ass was pretty nice view too, the trance you were in was broken.  "No, wait! Come back! I LOVE YOU!"

Naturally he didn't. In fact, he walked faster. Ran is more like it.

You sighed, then practiced submerging yourself for later.

"Mr.England? What is the matter?" Japan asked, concerned for his new friend.

"There's a bloody girl hiding in your bathroom! And I'm pretty sure she… she…." He shook his head. "I'm going back to splendid isolation! Good day to you, sir!"

Japan held out a hand, as if to tell him to wait. But England was long gone now, so he lowered it and sighed.

"So England really is insane… I told him, I live arone."