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“OH MY GOSH I’M SO SORRY!” ___________ cried as she turned her back covering her face.

“Y-you should be!” A very flustered Yao whined, quickly wrapping a towel around himself.

Today, ___________ got a good lesson in why it’s always you should always knock before entering a house. Yao had just gotten out of the shower, and appropriately, was naked. He was about to make the  short journey to his room to get his clothes, but was stopped in his tracks by the shriek of an intruder…

Guess it was a lesson for him too.

“I-I didn’t see anything, I swear!” ________ said. Well, nothing too bad… like his *cough* hidden dragon *cough cough* because luckily he had his back turned to her. She did see his ass though…. and there was something she was rather curious about.

Yao growled, making his way to his room. “Well, you should be!  Just… wait here. I’ll be out in a minute.”  

With that, he shut the door to his room. ________ awkwardly sat down on the couch and waited the object that caught her attention on her mind.

Was that… a tattoo?   she wondered.

Yao finally came out of his room, fully clothed and hair in his signature ponytail, face as red as his clothes. He took his seat next to ___________ and they both sat in silence.

“I um… made some tea aru. Would you like some? I’ll have to reheat it though…” Yao mumbled awkwardly.

“Uh, okay… thank you.” _____ replied just as awkwardly. Yao got up once again and went to the kitchen.

He didn’t notice _________ staring at his ass as he walked away.

It has to be… that can’t be natural

Yao came back with two cups of red tea, sitting down next to _____________ once again and taking his cup.

_________ however, didn’t take her cup. Her sight was fixed on Yao,  gaze filled with wonder and theories.

Yao put his cup down and finally noticed the girl staring at him. Face growing red once again, he coughed.

“Is something wrong, aru?” He asked, genuinely curious.

“Uh… it’s nothing….” _______ replied, shaking her head.

“________, you can tell me anything…”

“I know. But you… you might not wanna know this. Or um, you might not want me to ask.”

He smiled, blush going away juuuust a little bit. “Come on, I promise to not get upset.”

_________ gulped and began twiddling her fingers.  “Um… well… I did see something… you know, earlier?”

Yao’s blush returned. “Um, well yeah… I guess that’s expected.”

___________ nodded, happy he was keeping his word so far. “And um, I was wondering… why did you get a tattoo of a panda on your ass?”

He nearly fainted, but regained his composure, coughing yet again. “I… I didn’t. It is a birthmark aru.”

“….”

“….”

“…Really?”

“Y-yeah….”

“…”

_________ bursted into laughter.

“I-it’s not funny!”

“ARE YOU SERIOUS? IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A PANDA! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!” _______ cried through her laughter.

Yao growled, picking up the girl and taking her to the door, dropping her at the entrance.

“See you later, __________.” He growled before closing the door on her.

___________ stopped laughing at the sound and looked up, bewildered.

“Hey~” she whined. “Yao? Let me in! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to laugh!”

Yao didn’t let her back in that day.
This is canon. Swear to god it is. Look that shit up. Look at the description of China in the ChinaxReader section of CountryxReader.

That is why I did this.

:icontorakisara: deserves many more comissions from me, but she requested only one, and I decided this would be it. If you don't like it though, I'll be more than happy to make another ChinaxReader one shot for you! He deserves more love anyway.

China is OOC in this, but given the circumstances I think it's understandable... right?


BTW, THIS IS MY 100TH DEVIATION! :D :iconamericapartyhardplz:
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:iconkawaiiitalysan:
KawaiiItalySan Featured By Owner Edited Apr 6, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
I laughed so hard at dis.
Plus, when I was reading the description, right at the end, that's one happy Alferd .3.
Hetalia America (PARTY) 
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KittyTheOtakuGirl Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh gods I couldn't stop laughing! So awesome. I mean.... on top of blood coming out of my nose there was also green tea. dang man that was funny! >.<
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!
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Miss-Fandom-Chan Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I NEED A PICTURE OF HIS BIRTHMARK NOE
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I DON'T HAVE ONE
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Miss-Fandom-Chan Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dang :/
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ArisaKZ Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
www.geocities.jp/himaruya/knt.…

//It's the second to last one-
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Flames-of-awesome Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wonder if the other Asian Countries know about his panda ass...but anyways great story!!
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe >.> He took care of a lot of them so maybe accidentally? 

Thanks again!
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Flames-of-awesome Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Np!
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ChaoticScribbling Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013
:iconohmaiplz: hidden dragon? :iconhornyplz: on a side note, brilliant work!
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed :nod:

Thank you!
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blackdiamond63 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hidden dragon... pfft *trying not to laugh but failing* XD
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Go ahead and laugh XD
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blackdiamond63 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
xD XD XD XD XD XD La la la la 
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Trulycrafty Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpervychinaplz::iconsaysplz:REASONS
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
BECAUSE REASONS
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:iconpanda-aru-chan:
Panda-aru-chan Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
PANDA ASS XDDD :datass: 
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed XD
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Tripple-0 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Student General Artist
. . . . Hidden Dragon. . . Hidden Dragon. . . . PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OH MY GOODNESS! GREAT GOOGGLEY MOOGGLEY! You, sir-ma'm, have made my day!

~Zero
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ma'am, dear :)

and I'm glad I made your day! Always good to hear :nod:
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shinyeeveelover135 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Lol my friends and I were getting into our swimsuits and I noticed my friend has a star birthmark on her butt I fell down laughing she slapped me (not hard) XD
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LAWL A STAR BIRTHMARK? That's um... Different XD
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shinyeeveelover135 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
LoL she probably will kill me for telling someone XD
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neko-lover22 Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i love it!!
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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xXArtimisXx Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Omg poor Yao XD
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
IKR? :O poor china
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xXArtimisXx Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Yup. :(
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SarahGoodwill Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! XD CHINA! I'M SORRY!!! I LOVE YOU!
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LAWL.

why is my grandpa your icon? o.O
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SarahGoodwill Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Rude is your Grandpa?
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
OH GOD No.

This is really embarassing... I thought that was the Rock XD and uh... there's a joke inside my family that he's my grandpa.
So yeah. Ignore me now
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SarahGoodwill Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol It's okay You not the first to make the mistake thinking Rude was some else and comment me about it.
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OddDisease Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Congratz on the 100th DeviAtion, bro. :iconamericapartyhardplz:
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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Pucca2000 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, I love this! Ha, panda birthmark, classic! :iconwhitepandaplz:
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
himayura is so crazy XD
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Pucca2000 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yup, but he's awesome. :iconbigsmileplz:
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RinkuMiyaviSama Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I swear, I was reading this and burst out laughing, becoming center stage spot light <<;

XD GOOD ONE! I really really loved it!
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry for that ^^;

Glad you liked it though!
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skinnycamera Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Student
That was funneh! :D
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!
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aprincessorapsyhco Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconsexychinaplz: Yus. @_@
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed.
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aprincessorapsyhco Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Student General Artist
Yup
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HetalianMiss Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student
Noooo!!!!! China!!!!!!
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You knew what this was.
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HetalianMiss Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student
Huh?
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
... I'm uh... Not sure. Sorry, kind of sleppy right now.

I think I meant to say He knew you were trouble when you walked in but I decided not to.

You can just go ahead and ignore me now :sleep:
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