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"Vaaaaaaaaaaaait!" You whined, calling out to your parents who were slowly fading from your line of vision.

"What is it now, ________?" You mom sighed.

"You guys didn't read me a bedtime story!"

Your mom sighed again. "Sweetie, it's late. Can't you go one night without a story?"

You shook your head stubbornly, water blurring your vision.

"Okay… fine. I'll go get my book."

"Nooooooooo! I vant Daddy to read his stories to me!" You yelled.

"What?" You mother said, shocked. You'd been doing this quite a bit lately, asking for your father, Ludwig (whom you got your accent from, seeing as how your mother didn't have one), to read stories to you. That used to be her thing! It made her kind of jealous…

"Luddy, what book are you reading to her?... It's not one of the ones I found in the closet, is it?"

Your father's face turned bright red at this. "No, liebling. I got rid of those, remember?"

Lies. But that was another story for another day.

"Vat books is mommy talking about, daddy?" You asked, genuinely curious.

Both your parents turned bright red.

"You uh… you should get to reading… whatever it is you read dear." Your mom said, walking away awkwardly.

Ludwig motioned for you to wait a second, and he left the room briefly before coming back with the book, "Grimm's fairy tales".

He then proceeded to read you many tales from the book; because of course one was never enough. He told you of 2 poor kids, a brother and sister, left to fend for themselves in the woods before running into a giant gingerbread house! Of course, it was inhabited by a cannibalistic evil hag…

Then he read you a tale of a little girl with some sort affinity for the color red, who just wants to visit her grandma in the woods… but her grandma has been eaten by a wolf! And the wolf eats her too!

Then he read you a story of a father who unwittingly promised his daughter to the devil. Since the girl was so pure though he had to settle… for her hands.

Of course, these stories all have happy endings. The kids burn the witch (YGOTAS, anyone?) in the fire she made for them, the grandma and her granddaughter are cut out of the wolf's stomach, and the innocent girl was given new hands by God.

Still, your mother, who lied about going to bed in favor of listening to these oh so interesting stories Ludwig was telling you, couldn't help but find these stories… well, disturbing. Even with their happy endings.

It seemed to work though; soon you were on a pleasant trip to dreamland. Your father smiled at the sight, giving you a kiss on the cheek.

"Ich habe dich lieb." He whispered, getting up and making his way out the door.

He was startled to see his wife out of bed, much less outside the door. But before he could say anything, she cut him off.

"Our daughter… would rather hear those stories than 'Good night, Moon' and 'Where the wild things are'?"

He sighed. "Ja, it appears so…"

"… I swear, she's gonna be just like you when she grows up; a sadist."

Your dad said nothing, but couldn't help feeling an odd sense of pride at the idea.
God, why did I even upload this.... :icongermanyfacepalmplz:

I swear to god, I'm never writing for Germany again. I SUCK at writing for Germany. You hear me? SUCK!

I'm gonna go crawl in a hole now, bye.

EDIT: GUYS. GUYS. STOP PUTTING ME ON THE FRONT PAGE. SERIOUSLY. STOP. YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME.
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:icon20pollyn:
20pollyn Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ja I vill
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ShadowWolfAshe Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Student Artist
"… I swear, she's gonna be just like you when she grows up; a sadist."

Your dad said nothing, but couldn't help feeling an odd sense of pride at the idea.

Me: Yup! I'm Vatti's little girl!~
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
aw :)
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ShadowWolfAshe Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Student Artist
Yup! (not irl tho ^ ^||)
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TheWhaleDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013
What is YGOTAS
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yugioh the abridged series
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INVADEYOVITALREGIONS Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YGOTAS XD BURN THE WITCH!! Did tristan say that to duke?
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh god it's been such a long time since I've watched it.
But yeah I think so
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INVADEYOVITALREGIONS Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah. I remember now. hesaid that so he can have joey's sister to himself XD

SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME
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furchild1204 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"She's going to grow up to be just like you; a sadist."

*looks around nervously* who, me?
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yes you!
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:iconfurchild1204:
furchild1204 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
But I'm not a sadist, honest! :iconbegplz:
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Okay. I believe you :)
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sabrina789 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahahaXD a sadist realyXD XD 
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconyeahrlyplz:
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Riverclan23 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student
ALRIGHT THE ORIGINAL GERMAN GRIMM'S FAIRY TALES! :squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee::squee:
Sorry about that, I got excited. Though this is actually a little backwards for my family. Mom read the stories while dad was like "wtf are you reading her?!":giggle:
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD No worries.

My folks sheltered me as much as possible ^^;
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ShadowriderST Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i never had to hear a story to go to sleep but i DO know my mom constantly tells me that i was laughing like crazy the first time i watched jurassic park when i was six or something. and i admit i'm a bit of a sadist. (that's a lie i tend to threaten my friends for info or to pay me back or something and i usually follow through on those threats) in fact i remember recently having a conversation on skype w/ one of my best friends and i wuz threatening her and she wuz all like, "I'm a masochist." so all of a sudden i'm like, "ohhhh no wonder we're such good friends!" XD
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I don't remember watching jurassic park, even though I did. But that's probably a good thing in my case ^^;

Yup sounds like friends for life right there XD
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ShadowriderST Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
apparently i laughed the hardest when those people were eaten...or about to be eaten...or something like that.

:D we've been friends since fourth grade and i only really took note of how she seemed to the one who didn't mind me threatening everyone as much as everyone else after that conversation XD
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ah. NGL, sometimes scenes like that can be hilarious XD

Haha, maybe she just seemed non-judgmental?
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ShadowriderST Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Can't really remember it but I was told that I laughed every single time...and apparently I laughed even harder at the more...bloody parts.

Guess that was how I saw it up until now. Ha oh well.
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Lizardhero123 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
Don't crawl into a hole I like it
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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DreamerRenuki Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
GUYS! GUYS! Guys, kushamisaru is going to die if we keep putting her on the front page! What to do what to do.....put her on the front page moar? After all I am Germany's child >:3
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
... You're mocking me, aren't you? :iconpoutplz:
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DreamerRenuki Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
I might be....
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconohyouplz:
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DreamerRenuki Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Ha! That look doesn't work on me!
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It's just face that's like "Ahhh, you're funny" XD
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DreamerRenuki Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
It makes my brother offended so I assumed that was what you were trying to achieve XD
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD why does it offend him?
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Foxfire7772 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
THAT disturbing? Ha! I seen the Silent hill series, AS A KID! Thats childs play:3 And I'm not a sadist D: .....well maybe...
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
you caught me... I manipulated it a bit ^^;
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Foxfire7772 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
naw, its alright. but how is Little Red Riding Hood disturbing?
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well I'm pretty sure red and her grandma get eaten, and then a woodsman has to cut the wolf open to get them out. In some versions anyway.
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Foxfire7772 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yea... Huh.. I guess I didn't think about it that much ^_^;
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:icontherethereplz:
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nerrdyderp Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was flailing when I read the last part, "Your dad said nothing, but couldn't help feeling an odd sense of pride at the idea"...... Ludwig, dear, you're daughter daughter's going to be juuuuust like you.
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yup!
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nerrdyderp Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ehehe
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PunkAss-Myth Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
This was gold!
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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ZeeraNaiva Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
YGOTAS was not something I expected to see referenced! Haha I read to myself as a kid. O can't ever remembering someone reading to me but ik it never would have been good night moon. Lol
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD Well it was!

Aww, that's kind of sad :( but hey, at least you were independent!
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ZeeraNaiva Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Haha hey at least I read all the time. Honestly that reference made my day for some reason!
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slowniczek Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Aww come on! It was really cute! I'd love to have him as a father! :D
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!

Umm... I don't think I would. I'd rather have spain as a daddy
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slowniczek Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Goood~
More Daddy Germany for me!!!! XDDDD
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NightofthelunaxX Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Reads about the books in the closet*

Looks up at the ceiling... OH GREAT GOD THAT EPISODE AGAIN
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