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CanadaxReader- Never Been Noticed BeforeCanadaxReader- Never Been Noticed Before

The blonde walked discouraged down the halls of the grand place. He had once again been mistaken for America. It seemed like it was happening more and more frequently.
"Darn it, one day I'll give those guys what for!" He tightened a fist of determination and raised it above his head. "I am Canada, dang it!" The man looked around. No one but Kumajiro was near and the white bear was rolling around on the floor and could care less about the country. He sighed and dropped his arm. "And that's my problem, eh?" He leaned up against the nearest wall. "I'm Canada," Gravity pushed him down until he wa

Ignorance- CanadxReader"H-Hey! Stop doing that r-right now!" Matthew whispered as loud as he could, "You hosers, just leave her alone!"

______ was surrounded on all sides by the Bad Touch Trio, identical leers on their faces.

"C'mon, just hand it over, Frau." Gilbert stared ______ down with his harsh red eyes. "We know you took it."

"I-I don't know what you're t-talking about." The girl whimpered, backing away from

Gilbert only to bump into Antonio who roughly shoved her back towards the German.

"You know perfectly well, mon cher." Francis said haughtily, grabbing onto ______'s arm tightly.

"I don't! I swear!" tears began to form in ______'s eyes, "Please jus

RomanoxReaderxItaly: Just Hair

You moaned as the sound of your cell phone went off. Grumbling about how stupid people can be and how impolite it was to call at 3 o'clock in the morning you stumbling around your room trying to find your phone.
"Who is it?" you asked completely out of it.
"_-_________!"
For a moment you didn't recognize the voice, but that accent you could defiantly place, "Italy? What on earth are you doing calling at three?"
"R-Romano and I need your hel-ahhhhhh!"
You heard a voice in the background, "Hang up the damn phone idiota!"
"B-but fratello, _________ can help us ah ah ah ah ah!!"
"Italy, are you alright?" you asked into the phone, "Italy? I

Canada X Reader: Sick daysYou coughed and winced slightly before snuggling deeper into the blankets and cushions of your sofa, pulling the blankets tighter around yourself just as you heard your phone ringing. You groaned and rolled over to stare at it on the coffee table for a few minutes before you picked it up and answered, not even bothering to check the caller ID.

"Hello...?"

Canada, or Matthew Williams as he was also known fumbled with his phone for a few moments as he worked on getting the nerve up to talk to you, you and he had been dating for almost a year and a half but he was still nervous around you from time to time, now was one of those times.

"Oh..Um

CanadaxReader: Puppy LoveSaturday afternoon, you were out walking Maple when you ran into your boyfriend Matthew. His blonde hair was mussed as usual, a stray strand falling over his violet eyes, and he looked like he was in a rush, his clothing disheveled.

When he saw you, he let out a sigh of adoration, before catching himself and snapping out of his stupor. Stumbling a little over his own feet, he hurried to your side, waving both of his hands as if he were worried you might miss him.

"Hi," he said, out of breath. "How are you?"

"Hey, Mattie." You leaned forward to kiss him on the cheek.

His face flushed pink, and he looked down at the ground. "H-hi," he said

Canada x reader Rock, Paper, Scissors

(Read the prologue~)
"Rock, paper, scissors!"

"WHAT!? I cannot lose! not before the potato freak!" Romano whined
Italy nudged him in the shoulder

"Romano Look Germany lost!"

Romano turned his attention to the final people who were playing rock, paper, scissors and Germany wasn't one of them.

"...Hey who won?" America mumbled as he took a look around and didn't notice a whisper behind him.

"I did...."

You looked up.

You definitely heard it, but you didn't know where it came from...
France then chuckled

"Well, Canada won!" France said with a grin

America widened his eyes
"When did...What? How did he win?! I'm supposed to be the her

(Request) CanadaxReader"I—I just don't know if I can do this!" Matthew whispered in a panic as Alfred attempted to fix his tie.

"Of course you can bro! You love her right?!" Alfred laughed, showing a bit of frustration with the red fabric.

"More than anything GAHK--" Matthew gasped as Alfred pulled a little too tightly.

"Then it should be no problem, mon ami." Francis said, swatting Alfred's hands away from the Canadians neck. He loosened the tie's grip, allowing him some oxygen, and adjusted it into place. He then stepped back to admire his handiwork.

"B—but what if I mess up, or slur my speech, or—What if she says no?" Matthew's heart twisted at the very thou

Romano x Reader: Flattery"CHIGIII~!"

"Romano's home~" you observed, nodding in unison with the coppery kitten that you were curled up on the sofa with. You were at the Vargas' house, waiting for your friend Feliciano to come back from a "date" with Ludwig. The man in question (Romano) stalked into the house, slamming the door with such force as to rattle the windows, muttering under his breath.

"Hi to you too," you murmured as Romano stomped straight into the kitchen and started banging pots and pans around.

"I hate that stupid potato jerk!" you heard him raging, most likely to himself but definitely loud enough for everyone and anyone in the area to hear. "That s

2p!CanadaXxXxReader"Shut the fuck up, [Name]!" A dark haired man with a bat yelled.
"You shut the fuck up, Al! Don't you dare tell [Name] to shut up!" A blonde haired man with shades and a long curl yelled back.
"No one wants to fuckin' hear her sing!"
"I do~ Would anyone like a cupcake~?" A man with pink hair asked.
"You shut the fuck up too, Artie!"
"U-um...You guys?" The girl whose name was [Name] tried to speak up.
"Shut the fuck up [Name]!" They both yelled.
"This is a man's battle!"
"What part of you is manly!?"
"I'm gonna kill you, Mattie!"
The dark haired man, known as Al, swung his bat towards the blonde haired man, known as Mattie.
Mattie d

Thank you, Netflix! EnglandxReaderTwo.Thirty.Five.a.m.

That is the ungodly time England was woken up by a phone call. From the ringtone, "What makes you beautiful" (dawws), he knew it had to be ________.

"It's 2 in the sodding morning, _________. What the bloody hell do you want?!"

"Arthur, you need to get over here. Now."

The serious in her voice as well as what she said kind of… turned him on a little. And it showed in his response.

"W-what? Why?" He asked, a million dirty thoughts going through his head.

"Because… they have 'Once Upon a Time' on Netflix!"

England hung up the phone and practically flew to ________'s house. Sure getting laid would've been b

CanadaXReader - Pancakes    "Mattie~~it's three in the bloody morning, what are you doing." You said, sleepily.
    "Making pancakes!"
    "It's three. In. The. MORNING."
    "Start early in the morning, you get more accomplished in the day."
    "Haha, like passing out in public because my boyfriend kept me up all night and not in a wrong way either. And if your perverted french kicks in, I'm kicking where the sun don't shine."
     "W-well, don't you s-sound wide a-awake."
     "Kumajirou woke me up, and the extreme loss of heat in the bed also."
     "Well, have some pancakes!"
     "I'm not hungry."
     "Eat some pancakes, it'll wake you up."
     "You know what will wake me up, the smell of burning food. Because that will happen to those damn pancakes, if I don't get my heat buddy back."

Sexual Tension: England x ReaderWARNING: I swear in this. Get over it, the whole world swears all the time. As I once made an Italian say, “Swearing is good for the soul.”

~

“Ignorant fool!”

“Prissy aristocrat!”

“Filthy bitch!”

“Black sheep!”

“Anime freak!”

“I take that as a compliment, stuck up bastard!”

“At least I’m civilized, arse!”

“Well, your language begs to differ!”

“Guys, guys, calm down and listen to the hero’s awesome plan!” America interrupted you and England’s bickering.

But both of you turned to him in a rage and

Germany X Sick!Reader ~Request: Secret Love~The sun was teasing your skin as you ran along side Ludwig. Feli and Kiku weren't there, which was weird, but it seemed more peaceful. After a while, you couldn't stand it, and turned to Lud, asking to take a break. It felt as if you were burning.

The tall German, who didn't look even a bit winded, looked down to you with his breathtaking blue eyes. His hair was messed up from running, and his shirt complimented his muscular figure so well. Your chest tightened in response and you instantly heated up more. and it wasn't the suns fault.

Ludwig didn't reply to you, he only took his gloves off and took you into his arms, one around your w

Canadian Stereotypes..

"Do canadians kids ride polar bears to school?"

Matthew Williams, also known as Canada, peered up from his newspaper to look at his friend, (your name) glaring into the computer screen in front of her.

"Uh...no (your name), we don't ride polar bears at all." he said, flipping to a new page without hassle.

"Okay." she sighed, making a funny shape with her tounge while waiting for the next page to load. Matthew gave her a little look before looking back blushing. She's so damn cute, he thought.

"Do canadians play hockey all the time?"

Matthew gave a puzzling look before finally answering.

"N-no. Some don't play hockey at all much les

Canada x reader-Stalkers can be cute(request) You weren't very good at figuring out others feelings but, you were 99% positive that there was a boy in your school who had a crush on you. How did you know? Well the boy was always staring at you and blushed every time you looked over in his general direction. You thought he was pretty cute but you also thought it was alittle creepy how he never tried to talk to you.
"Come on. Seriously? You have no idea who I'm taking about, Nana? He's in almost all of our classes!", you explained to your best friend at the lunch table.
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"Well ow...that hurt my self-esteem...but no! I'm not imagining this! He's real and he's always looking at me!"
"That's just being co

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Accents - Canadaxreader

by =kushamisaru, Nov 16, 2012, 9:21:48 AM
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"Hey, Mattie..." You said, trying not to giggle.

"Y-yes, ______?"

"Could you uh... Could you read off this list of words for me?"

Canada took the list of words of from you and looked over them. He looked confused. "These aren't difficult words or anything..." he thought to himself. But he figured he'd humor you .

If he only knew...

"About" he started, raising a brow at the giggling girl.

"Sorry." you said, answering his silent question. "Continue, please."

"Um... Okay. 'against'."

She chuckled a little louder at this. The usually patient Canadian was starting to get a little irritated, but you motioned for him to continue.

"Um... Lava?"

You broke, bursting out into a fit of laughter. Canada also broke.

"Now, just one minute, missy! What the heck is so gosh darn funny?!" he demanded, still using that gentle tone.

"Ha ha, I'm sorry, Mattie. It's just... Aha ha... Your accent! It's so cute!!"

Canada suddenly went from being angry to being embarassed. "c-cute?" he questioned.

"Yeah!" you chirped, finally calming down. "Just like you!"

"O-oh... Thanks... You know, I think you're pretty cute too, ______."

This time you were the flustered one, but you handled it better.

"Awwww, thank you Mattie!" you said, leaning to kiss his cheeks. But Canada moved at the last minute, causing you to accidentally kiss him.

Neither of you moved for a second, staring at each other with wide eyes and beet red faces. Finally though, Canada backed away.

"Wahhh! I'm so sorry, ______! I didn't mean to -"

You cut him off with another kiss.

"Aww Mattie!" you chimed "If you wanted to kiss me, why didn't you say so?"

Canada then proceeded to faint.

"Mattie?" you asked, waving a hand in front of his face. "You-who, Mattie?"

...

No response.

"Huh. I guess he couldn't handle all his feels..." you figured, walking away.

Accents - Canadaxreaderby =kushamisaru

Fan Art / Fan Fiction / Romance

Wrote this because, Canada is adorable X3

And I do find Canadian accents kind of silly. I heard my Canadian English teacher say some of these and every time he did I would giggle. If you guys know any more, tell me and I'll add them!

(gasp) I forgot "Tomorrow"!