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"Hey, Mattie..." You said, trying not to giggle.

"Y-yes, ______?"

"Could you uh... Could you read off this list of words for me?"

Canada took the list of words of from you and looked over them. He looked confused. "These aren't difficult words or anything..." he thought to himself. But he figured he'd humor you .

If he only knew...

"About" he started, raising a brow at the giggling girl.

"Sorry." you said, answering his silent question. "Continue, please."

"Um... Okay. 'against'."

She chuckled a little louder at this. The usually patient Canadian was starting to get a little irritated, but you motioned for him to continue.

"Um... Lava?"

You broke, bursting out into a fit of laughter. Canada also broke.

"Now, just one minute, missy! What the heck is so gosh darn funny?!" he demanded, still using that gentle tone.

"Ha ha, I'm sorry, Mattie. It's just... Aha ha... Your accent! It's so cute!!"

Canada suddenly went from being angry to being embarassed. "c-cute?" he questioned.

"Yeah!" you chirped, finally calming down. "Just like you!"


"O-oh... Thanks... You know, I think you're pretty cute too, ______."

This time you were the flustered one, but you handled it better.

"Awwww, thank you Mattie!" you said, leaning to kiss his cheeks. But Canada moved at the last minute, causing you to accidentally kiss him.

Neither of you moved for a second, staring at each other with wide eyes and beet red faces. Finally though, Canada backed away.

"Wahhh! I'm so sorry, ______! I didn't mean to -"

You cut him off with another kiss.

"Aww Mattie!" you chimed "If you wanted to kiss me, why didn't you say so?"

Canada then proceeded to faint.

"Mattie?" you asked, waving a hand in front of his face. "You-who, Mattie?"

...

No response.

"Huh. I guess he couldn't handle all his feels..." you figured, walking away.
Wrote this because, Canada is adorable X3

And I do find Canadian accents kind of silly. I heard my Canadian English teacher say some of these and every time he did I would giggle. If you guys know any more, tell me and I'll add them!

(gasp) I forgot "Tomorrow"! :O
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:iconpicilou:
Picilou Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015
Why would you walk away from him?! D:
Lol, great fanfic by the way! :3
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Jill-of-All-Trades11 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Student
Make another just like this, but with Japan.


Pwease?
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:iconpurplegirl1364:
purplegirl1364 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol I feel like this was a crack fic
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:iconfemdenmark92:
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015
Mattie, I have pancakes and canadian beer waiting ;)
Canada: I'm up! :D
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
I need to go find a Canadian and test this out.
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ilikecheeseyay Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
-_- Canadians do not say "aboot" or "loova". Ironically, people think of us using those pronunciations but no one thinks of us saying "sorry" differently. (Americans pronounce it "sawry" and Canadians say "sohry") Hilarious fic, though! I'm just OCD. :)
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SomeoneFromGalifrey Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  New Deviant  Writer
ahh, some do...not me, but my neighbors had a Canadian accent and talked like that!
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:iconhetalianforlife14:
Hetalianforlife14 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This is why I want a Canadian friend XD
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:iconxskylar-cakex:
xSkylar-Cakex Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015
I have a canadian boyfriend and I make him say stuff like this all the time xDD
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Accents are fun.
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:iconhetaliafangirl01:
hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
wht happened?
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:iconxskylar-cakex:
xSkylar-Cakex Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
It was pretty damn adorable, I couldn't stop laughing. x3
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:iconhetaliafangirl01:
hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015
Dat endin xD
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:iconikrplz:
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:iconlarainne01:
larainne01 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014
I imagine him saying 'lava', 'loova' XD
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
The first A is pronounced the same as it is in apple.
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:iconfeliciavargas16:
FeliciaVargas16 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This. This.

Is so accurate. <3
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love canadians.
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:iconfeliciavargas16:
FeliciaVargas16 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Totally!!
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:iconcrazypancake16:
crazypancake16 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That ending doe XD
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:iconikrplz:
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:iconcrazypancake16:
crazypancake16 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD that pic
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TejinaGirlForever Featured By Owner Edited Sep 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"Huh. I guess he couldn't handle all his feels..."
:iconincomprehensionplz: :iconroflplz:
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NyuuMaple Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014
How exactly does he pronounce the words?
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:iconwritten-note:
Written-Note Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aboot agaainsist
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:iconnyuumaple:
NyuuMaple Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
thanks
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Are you serious? I. JUST. FUCKING. WALKED. AWAY.
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bananabunchXD Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
THE FEEEEELLLLSSSSSS XD
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm reminded of E3 and I'm cringing
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:iconbananabunchxd:
bananabunchXD Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
XD
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:iconcialois:
Cialois Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Me --->Yasuko Takasu (Fangirling) [V1] Ryuuko Ryuushi Mifune (Moe and feeling love) [V1] 
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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:iconlovingcanada:
LovingCanada Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH. MY. FLUFF!!!!making faces
I LOVE THIS!Omg so cute 
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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:iconlovingcanada:
LovingCanada Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome!
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Dogwoods-Roses Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
We say lava with an accent? O.o *repetitively says 'lava' aloud trying to figure it out*  how does it sound different? I really wanna know! 
Anyway, awesome story! Canada's so adorable! Oh! If your gonna write more about Canada here's a few definitive Canadian words:
kerfuffle = problem/situation
Kitty-corner = diagonally across
Chinook= unexpected heat wave
Tourtière = traditional Canadian Christmas meat pie (it says traditional but even though I'm Canadian I've never had it, haha!)
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Some do. They say they first a the way it's pronounce it in apple

I love all of those thank you
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MelodyofJustice Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Student General Artist
Ah, you're an American. Australians say it the same way too. "Lah-vah" as opposed to "Lay-vah" 
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MoonlightEclipsePony Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
why would you walk away? haha^^
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
because
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IGame101 Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
the feels


i understand mattie, i understand.
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:nod:
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negaslice84 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Man those feels can kill...:iconfeelsplz:
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:iconkushamisaru:
kushamisaru Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
conceal don't feel
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:iconnegaslice84:
negaslice84 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't let them know...
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Why-am-I-doing-this Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey... Watch yourself... Québecers have silly accents too you know... Please don't forget us... We are the forgotten part of the forgotten country... *sighs* :iconbegplz:
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
OHhh :'( I  wasn't trying to exclude any particular Canadian accent in this, just messing with the one(s?) I know. 

p.s. Quebec is the first province that comes to mind when I'm asked to name one
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Why-am-I-doing-this Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay!!! WE WERE INCLUDED!!!
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RoseEmma1 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
:iconfrenchsquealplz: :iconheartrollplz: :iconmatthewwilliamsplz: :iconblushplz: :iconmatthewwilliamsplz: :iconhandspazzplz: :iconfrenchsquealplz:
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed :iconseriousnodplz:
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